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Summer M's avatar

There is nothing to make you feel old and clueless like two teenage children in the backseat critiquing (and editorializing on) ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING that shaped your life and that you once held dear. 🙄 I once threatened to put one of them out on the side of the road when he went after "Hungry Like the Wolf." We don't listen to the 80s station in the car anymore.

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Kollibri terre Sonnenblume's avatar

I'm thankful I'm childless because I have no idea what I would do if I had a kid who dissed Duran Duran. What a conundrum!

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Edwin in Tampa's avatar

My 17 year old loves the 80’s music - and some 70’s and 60’s. Not a fan of the drivel being put out by today’s artists.

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Mike H's avatar

A few months ago I had an 80 YouTube channel on at my desk. Songs I hadn’t heard since I was a kid. After a few all I could think was, “who lets a kid listen to this?!” Raised ourselves indeed

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Liz LaPoint's avatar

Right? 😆

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Rae's avatar

Literally every time I put on that 80s "classic" station (yes we are classic now) with my kids in the car I end up shutting it off in minutes because every song that isn't one of these creepy stalker songs is still blatantly promoting sex and drugs.

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Andrew Lee Pinson's avatar

Frankie Say Relax. I can't un-understand the lyrics now, but as a kid in the 80s I had no clue at all!

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Rob Janicke's avatar

And then the 90s came along and opted out of the subtle hints business and made it clear AF how dark their lyrics were. And we loved every second of it! 😝

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Liz LaPoint's avatar

YES! 🔥

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Jess K's avatar

I have never liked Sting or The Police and now I feel VINDICATED!

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Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Good ones Liz! Anyone mention “The Future’s So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades” yet?

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Liz LaPoint's avatar

Don’t know the story behind that one! My husband says he thought it was about the apocalypse? WOW

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Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Yeah, essentially. Nuclear war being why the sky was so bright.

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Liz LaPoint's avatar

Oh of course! HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS

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Melissa Amateis's avatar

My daughter (who is obsessed with the 80s) wrote a paper for college English class on all the anti-nuclear war songs from the 80s. There were SO MANY and I had no idea!

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Kenneth E. Harrell's avatar

What about...

Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

I can feel it coming in the air tonight

Oh, Lord

And I've been waiting for this moment, for all my life

Oh, Lord

Can you feel it coming in the air tonight?

Oh, Lord

Oh, Lord

Well, if you told me you were drowning

I would not lend a hand

I've seen your face before my friend

But I don't know if you know who I am

Well, I was there and I saw what you did

I saw it with my own two eyes

So you can wipe off that grin

I know where you've been

It's all been a pack of lies

And I can feel it coming in the air tonight

Oh, Lord

Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all my life

Oh, Lord

I can feel it coming in the air tonight

Oh, Lord

And I've been waiting for this moment all my life

Oh, Lord

Oh, Lord

Well, I remember

I remember don't worry

How could I ever forget? It's the first time

The last time we ever met

But I know the reason why you keep your silence up

No, you don't fool me

Well, the hurt doesn't show

But the pain still grows

It's no stranger to you or me

And I can feel it coming in the air tonight

Oh, Lord

Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all my life

Oh, Lord

I can feel it in the air tonight

Oh, Lord

Oh, Lord

Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all my life

Oh, Lord

I can feel coming in the air tonight

Oh, Lord

Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all my life

Oh, Lord

I can feel it in the air tonight

Oh, Lord

Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all my life

Oh, Lord, oh, Lord

I can feel in the air tonight

Oh, Lord

Oh Lord, oh, Lord

Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all my life

Oh Lord, oh, Lord

Source: Musixmatch

Songwriters: Phil Collins

In the Air Tonight lyrics © Phil Collins Ltd, Philip Collins Ltd

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Liz LaPoint's avatar

I didn’t include it only because it’s a myth that the song is about when he watched someone drown. He wrote it after divorcing his wife, so he was expressing his rage and devastation at how she handled their break up.

Still—those are some dark lyrics!

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Edwin in Tampa's avatar

Darker still: look up “Dreaming While You Sleep” by Genesis (the We Can’t Dance album). Synopsis: singer is driving, does a hit and run on a pedestrian, and is still haunted by the incident.

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Kenneth E. Harrell's avatar

Yeaaaaaa they are :)

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Chad Wakefield's avatar

That’s one that gave me a little scare as a wee lad.

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T Andrews's avatar

I was in spin class the other day and they played The Knack, My Sharona. Hadn’t heard that in a while…

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Liz LaPoint's avatar

Yes, that song is full of lusty lyrics that went over my head when I was a kid, but especially problematic is the line about having a taste “for the younger kind” 🤨

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Sim1776's avatar

So many 80s songs are chock full of dark themes, sex, and/or occultism. See "Total Eclipse of the Heart," "The Rose," and "Kissed by a Rose" ( k, the Seal song may be early 90s).

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Dshimizu's avatar

Wonderful article! I've had that experience too with many songs

A big one for me is "Found Out About You" by Gin Blossoms

It's such a catchy, jangly song, but it reeks of slut-shaming, stalking, and mysogyny!

"Months roll past the love that you struck dead

Did you love me only in my head?

The things you said and did to me

They seem to come so easily

The love I thought I'd won

You give for free

Street lights blink on through the car window

I get the time too often on AM Radio

Well you know it's all I think about

I write your name, drive past your house

Your boyfriend's over, I watch your lights go out"

Teenaged me playing songs like this over and over, hearing but not listening

But looking back as an adult, it's not even subtext, it's text. And I'm guessing Doug Hopkins and co just didn't really think about it much either. Our culture largely normalized this crap! 😬 (and still does, to a slightly lesser extent) 😬😬

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Near and Now's avatar

I mean, it's not a secret that "Mama" by Genesis is a menacing song. But I was a Phil Collins / Genesis NUT back in my youth and still crank their music today. "Mama" is the signature song from their hit self-titled 80s album that pretty much epitomized the era. It was even featured on an episode of Magnum P.I. The subject is really dark: a man obsessively yearning for a prostitute with the very obvious subtext that he kills her by the end. In fact, that's pretty much the plot of the Magnum episode. The song is just this relentless build-up of beats and synths with Collins' providing sinister laughter and growls throughout. I love this song even more than "In The Air Tonight" but, yeah, no illusions on the bleakness of the topic.

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Liz LaPoint's avatar

I don't think I've ever heard that song! Now my interest is piqued, as disturbing as it sounds LOL

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L.M. Elm's avatar

I always loved singling along to the hook and the harmonies in "Excitable Boy" by Warren Zevon as a kid. Later, when I actually paid attention to the lyrics... 👀 😬

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Liz LaPoint's avatar

I looked up the lyrics and OMG 😱

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Natasha Millikan's avatar

I do love ABBA Does Your Mother Know. A guy being respectful and not hitting on a girl who is trying to get his sexual attention.

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Mitch Wright's avatar

About 867-5309 / Jenny

It's been in my digital music collection for a long time. There's an informative Wikipedia about the song and its origins, etc. One of the things I've noticed -- and maybe I'm just dense that it took so long for me to see beyond the lyrics -- are a couple of double entendres.

"You give me something I can hold on to" is probably not just a pleasant thought or Jenny's number on a slip of paper.

"I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed" suggests that the writer was interrupted while acting on his thoughts.

A song for kids? Not so much.

Another, the Tubes' "She's A Beauty" sounds like somebody trying to hustle people into a strip club.

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Liz LaPoint's avatar

Yes, true! And thanks for reminding me of the title of that second song— it’s been stuck in my husband’s head and we couldn’t remember the name of it 😆 “She’s one in a million girls”

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Mitch Wright's avatar

Great post, by the way.

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Liz LaPoint's avatar

Thanks!

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Mitch Wright's avatar

I give you "Dance Hall Days" by Wang Chung (1982, 1983)

Maybe they're singing about dancing, or maybe, what the...?!

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Liz LaPoint's avatar

One of the weirdest music videos of the ‘80s!

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Anthony Feig's avatar

Eddy Grant's "Electric Avenue..." So danceable! So happy! So... um... hoo boy... so much crushing poverty, hunger, and hopelessness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxep-9BQ6Uo

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